You will need:
A Teal Hoodie
Teal Pants (Or Jeans)
Orange fabric
Wire
Stuffing
White Fabric paint
Orange fabric paint
Orange Finger less gloves
Black Fabric paint
Sew a beak out of orange fabric, insert wire to hold its shape, put a tiny bit of stuffing in, and Sew  to the top edge of hoodie as shown in picture. Paint on eyes. Paint a tail on the back with orange, and paint the tails pattern with black. Wait for it to dry, now apply all clothing listed above... Tadah!
Well.. Umm... Sort of.. This is only a poorly made representation of what it will look like, and your face will probably not be green, and you will have a nose. but tha

t orange thing on top is th beak and it is meant to stick out like the flat part of a baseball cap... Errr... Well... Have fun?
(Photo Credit: Hoodie from HotTopic.com, Pants from Google Images)
 
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It's the first post of 2011! And guess what?! I got a Mini Fridge(12 inches tall) for my birthday! Now Pickles can visit the arctic! Yeah, yeah, i know, i haven't been on in FOREVERRRRRR!!! But i have good reasons. I'm planning things. Verrrryyy important things. Verrryyyy platypus things. And plus, it was JUST my birthday. Yeah. I'm busy, too, ya know.Oh well. I'm here now. Thats what matters. Okay, i know i haven't said ANYTHING that you find interesting yet. And i'm probably boring you to DEATH.  But i just HAD to show you these shoes.