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But I fell down this hill now I've got glue on my hands!
And I've got records on my fingers.
Records on my fingers!
I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop.
(Don't stop!) I can't stop! I've got a platypus controlling me!
I've got a platypus controlling me. Now let me sum it up
It was a strange set of circumstances.
(Strange set of circumstances!)
I fell down the hill, I got glue on my hands.
Now I got records on my fingers and I just can't stop.
(Don't stop! Don't stop!)
Well I would if I was able,
There's a platypus controlling me he's underneath the table.
(There's a platypus controlling me he... whaaaaat?)
(Oh I get it! Platypus is a metaphor for whatever's keeping you down!
Like corporations are a platypus!
The government's a platypus!
Your teacher is a platypus!
My teacher is a panda...
Society's a platypus!
My parents are a platypus!
The media's a platypus, it's all just propaganda!
Yeah we all got a platypus controlling us!)
No, just me!
(We've all got a platypus controlling us!)
I'd stop if I was able.
(We've all got a platypus controlling us!)
I'm not speaking metaphorically,
The platypus controlling me is underneath the table!
Wait... oh wait no he's not! Hey!
There's no platypus controlling me!
There's no platypus controlling me!
Agent P vs. Doofenshirtz
Once upon a time there was a platypus named Perry. He was with the Flynn Fletcher family with his two owners, Phineas Flynn and Ferb Fletcher. “Hey where’s Perry?” Phineas said to Ferb. Then Perry hid behind their house, put on his secret agent hat and turned in to Agent P when he talked to Major Monogram. “Good Morning Agent P” said Major Monogram. “Dr. Doofenschmirtz is at it again. On second thought, he’s created an inator that will destroy anyone who can’t make up their minds. Good luck Agent P! Monogram out! Carl, you know in five seconds I’ll be going to work. So don’t be clumsy.” “Sorry sir!” said Carl. Agent P ran to Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc. He broke through his wall. “Ahhhhh, Perry the Platypus” said Doofenschmirtz in his silly voice. “Your timing is impossible, and by impossible I mean…. COMPLETELY IMPOSSIBLE!!!!!” He pressed a button and trapped Perry in a giant cage shaped like a ball. “So Perry the Platypus let me show you my inator. The Make up Your Mind Inator! You know when you’re waiting to order a pizza and the person in front of you can’t decide on a topping? You see Perry the Platypus I was walking to Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc. when I started thinking of an inator I couldn’t find which one. Ugh, I hate it, I hate it. So I will destroy anyone who can’t make up their minds!” Perry was scared because he remembered that Phineas and Ferb couldn’t make up their minds. That they were either going to build a submarine or the incredible shrinking ray. So he was scared that Doofenschmirtz would destroy them. “Ferb and I can’t seem to make up our minds” Phineas had said. So Perry escaped with his saw. “Should I call it Make Up Your Mind Inator or is that too on the nose. You know, I can’t make up my mind.” Doofenschimirtz said. Then Perry kicked him right in the nose. “Thanks for the headache!” Doofenschirmtz said sarcastically. Perry kicked him right in the hair. “Thanks for the face ache!” Doofenschmirtz said. Perry grabbed some handcuffs and put them on Doofenschmirtz’s left hand. “Well I did not see that coming” Doofenschmirtz said. Perry trapped him on a bar, and grabbed his phone. “Calling headquarters, huh?” Doofenschmirtz asked. “Now I need to return your trap”. So then Major Monogram appeared on the phone. “Agent P, what’s wrong?” Monogram asked. “Oh, you caught Doofenschmirtz. That’s weird, usually he traps you then you escape and….” We mixed it up a little!” Doofenschmirtz said. “Hold on Agent P! Backup is on the way. It would be if we had some, uhhh…. I’m going to make some calls.” said Monogram with a beeping noise. “This backup of yours is taking forever!” said Doofenschmirtz. “I have a travel chess set in my bag over there. Do you play chess? Over there actually.” As Perry kicked Doofenschmirtz. BAM! POW! KABOOM! ZAP! BLAM! “Ughhh….” Doofenschmirtz cried. “Curse you Perry the Platypus!!!!!” shouted Doofenschmirtz. Agent P changed back into Perry the Platypus. “Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr” Perry said. “Oh there you are Perry” said Phineas. Candace and Mom came over to the backyard. “See Mom! There Mom! Look at the giant rope jumping robot that Phineas and Ferb made!” Candace said. “What giant rope jumping robot? Mom asked. She saw Phineas and Ferb in the backyard. “Hi Mom!” Phineas said. “Hi boys!” Mom said back to them. “But… But… But…. But… It was right there! But… But.. But... But… But….. But…..” Candace said. “No buts Candace!” Mom said. “Ughh…….” Candace said as she fell down on the ground. “You know Ferb, Perry’s used to being a platypus. He doesn’t do much.” Phineas said. “You know what they say. Platypuses are the only mammals to lay eggs.” Ferb said. “So maybe he’ll lay an egg.” Phineas said. KABOOM! Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc. blew up! “Mom!” shouted Candace. “Give it a rest Candace!” Mom said. Back at Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc., Doofenschmirtz was tired and his inator was destroyed. “Ugh!” Doofenschmirtz said as he threw his inator in the vacuum cleaner factory. The building across town with the giant vacuum on the top of it. Man, you can’t believe that place is closed.
Total words: 715.
Papaya’s American Adventure!
Once upon a time, in Africa, Papaya the platypus was minding her own business, just eating some bacon and cheese soup (a.k.a. platypi soup) when she heard a large noise. She waddled out of her mud hut to the dock where there were lots of people with little boxes that flashed when they pressed a button. She soon found out that the boxes were called ‘cameras’, and that the large noise was a ‘toot’ from a large thing called a ‘boat’. She saw everyone get on the boat and heard it was going to Orlando, Florida. Papaya thought for a minute and decided to get on the boat and go to Orlando. She waddled onto the deck of the boat and soon found a small empty cabin with a nice big bed. She hopped on the bed and found something called a ‘pillow mint’ and she ate it. Then she decided to take a nap until she reached Orlando. When she woke up she heard another toot from the boat and waddled out to the deck and saw people getting off the boat. She decided to get off the boat and found out she was in Orlando! She waddled quickly off of the boat and saw lots of palm trees and planes flying in the air. Then she saw a bus with a picture of a castle and fireworks on it. Papaya quickly decided she wanted to go to the castle and live there. When she found the signs that said Magic Kingdom, she decided to follow them. When she was walking by the cars, a car hit her! But instead of being hurt she had bounced! When the car hit her, she was flying! She was suddenly falling over a neighborhood with dozens of houses. She then fell on the grass in a backyard of a house. She saw a big pool connected to a house. She then heard a tiny cry. “Help!” she heard someone say from the pool. Papaya then saw a tiny platypus floating in the pool, who was very frightened. Papaya dove into the pool and saved the platypus, then sat the platypus down out of the pool. Papaya asked what the platypuses name was, his name was Pickles. He explained that he had gotten lost from his owner and that he was very scared and started to yell for help. Pickles then told her that his owner, Chloe, was swimming and lost Pickles in to pool. Papaya told him that chances were his owner was just inside. After Pickles had calmed down, Papaya then explained that she was trying to go to the Magic Kingdom. Pickles then told her about the Magic Kingdom, that it was a magical place that people had fun at and rode rides and met characters like Mickey Mouse.Then they started talking about many things, like all the kids that came to the pool and other platypuses named Pedro, Perriwinkle, Poncho, Peanut Butter Cup, Pizza, Peanut, Panara, that were friends of Pickles and so much more. Then a girl came out to the pool and found Pickles and Papaya sitting next to the pool and hugged Pickles, the girl was the owner of Pickles, Chloe. Chloe then took Papaya in to the house along with Pickles, Pickles then winked at Papaya. Soon enough, Papaya was cleaned along with Pickles and set in a big room and met all the other platypuses. Papaya was told that soon enough she would meet Peanut Butter Cup, Pizza, and Panara when they went over to Chloe’s friend’s house. Papaya then was told she would get to go to the Magic Kingdom soon enough. Papaya had found a home, that she was going to stay in forever.
Total words: 633
The owner of a platypus named Cupcake's story
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Awww darn it!!! :( I WAS making stapler art, and then we ran ALL OUT of staples! Heres a pic of what it looks like so far: